well don't get so distressed
My name is Lantana and I am an insufferable know-it-all. I have been living my life classy yet trashy for 17 years. my face | personal | me
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termin4l:

WHA TKDSJBGV

termin4l:

WHA TKDSJBGV

11/9 13:57 - strawberryflesh - 69,859 notes

Alright, so I’m sitting in a booth and there’s a familynearby and I was listening and this 3 yo. was misbehaving and the mom said really sternly and seriously, “Shame on you!” Then a minute later I heard her say to the kid, “Get that money away from your mouth! Remember whe you swallowed the penny?!”

I’m dying! c:

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Classy. As. Fuck.

Classy. As. Fuck.

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screechingweaselsgeorgeofoldvalyria

trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

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